Total Medals Earned: 641 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,420 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
First Victory
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Beat the Champ.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 5/16 (150/495 points)
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (350/460 points)
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Survive to level 25
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode